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17 May
2013

I Do My Best Work Naked

***Warning: This blog post contains implied nudity.*** Once upon a time, a good writing session made me neurotic. If I

10 May
2013

Hurt Me a Little—Please!

Want to destroy my ability to write? Want to be cruel by sabotaging progress on my novel’s first draft? Want

7 May
2013

HR – Film/TV Rights

  My novel, Human Resources, has been optioned for film or television adaptation by Mace Neufeld Productions, Inc., the producers of:

19 Apr
2013

Big Change

  I have decided to officially change the title of my third novel from Wanton Disregard to Wanton Regard. Although I own the

4 Jan
2013

Second novel, HR, published

Let’s get this out of the way… I wrote no graphic sex (sorry) and you won’t endure any disgusting descriptions

26 Sep
2012

StoryBundle: First-rate value in a “Second Degree” bundle!

I’m honored and grateful to have my book, Dire Means, included in the Second Degree Bundle from StoryBundle.com. Some of

2 Nov
2011

Massage Panic Therapy

I don’t eat any gas-causing foods 2 hours before a massage. I also shower and then lotion my feet so

18 Oct
2010

The Bully and Her Lover

So I’m third in a four-person line to get my groceries scanned at Ralphs grocery store in Beverly Hills. “Put

6 Aug
2010

Geoff’s Unfriendly Facebook Manifesto

Don’t read the rest of this Note if you’re feeling vulnerable. A few weeks ago, I posted the following status

1 Jul
2010

Dire Means Saves Trees

Dire Means is now available in multiple e-formats on Smashwords. Get it for your Nook, Apple iPad, Sony e-reader, Amazon

Dire Means Saves Trees

Dire Means is now available in multiple e-formats on Smashwords. Get it for your Nook, Apple iPad, Sony e-reader, Amazon

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